As many of you know, I am a "goo hoarder"...what exactly is "goo" you ask? Goo is the definition my lovely partner assigned any beauty product, whether that be shampoo, conditioner, body wash, lotion, or makeup. The "hoard" part comes in with my overwhelming desire to stockpile these products! And I am not the only goo hoarder out there! Jenna Marbles is a self proclaimed goo hoarder and there are tons of ladies out there enjoying (ugh - fighting against) the compulsion to buy more beauty products than one woman could ever use in her lifetime.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Goo%20hoarding
I do not know what drives me to try so many products, but I just love buying and trying products! A trip to CVS, Target, WHEREVER, is not complete without some sort of goo purchase. Oh and bla bla bla social hierarchy and the patriarchal society forcing women to feel compelled to buy beauty products...listen up here, I buy these products because I freaking feel like it and I enjoy them, not because I am attempting to "DO gender" in any way. I am just "doing ME". Thankyouverymuch.
Sometimes the products I buy are fabulous, other times....they suck (although I do keep them for emergencies). I am going to do my best to share some reviews of the products I buy and save you from adding the crappy products to your goo stockpile. I hope you enjoy my crazy obsession!
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| My Goo Hoard At It's Most Organized and Minimal State |
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